Me: Dad, I’m going to fail this exam tomorrow, I just know it. I’m not nearly ready enough! If I don’t get an A I’m a complete failure! My life will be over!
Dad: Darling, relax. Stop panicking.
Me: But I don’-
Dad: -nope! I’ll tell you what. Since you’re so worried, if you fail, I’ll buy you a car.
Me: Woah what really?! Seriously?!?! Oh my gosh dad thank you to much!
Dad: Of course! You’ll need it to drive to Tesco every morning for your 9’o’clock shift!
Me: -.- … Thanks Dad….
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
And if you concentrate REALLY hard you can make it look like they’re jumping up and down.