Me: Dad, I’m going to fail this exam tomorrow, I just know it. I’m not nearly ready enough! If I don’t get an A I’m a complete failure! My life will be over!
Dad: Darling, relax. Stop panicking.
Me: But I don’-
Dad: -nope! I’ll tell you what. Since you’re so worried, if you fail, I’ll buy you a car.
Me: Woah what really?! Seriously?!?! Oh my gosh dad thank you to much!
Dad: Of course! You’ll need it to drive to Tesco every morning for your 9’o’clock shift!
Me: -.- … Thanks Dad….